oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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