why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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