is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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