You just made me feel so damn special
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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