no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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