I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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