Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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