I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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