3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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