Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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