I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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