You work out of a Hotel?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Do plants get herpes?
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