I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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