good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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