..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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