I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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