Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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