I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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