jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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