All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Define "chronic" masturbator.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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