i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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