remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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