fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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