is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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