dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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