margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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