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i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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