dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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