the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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