yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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