you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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