I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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