Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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