No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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