Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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