Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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