Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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