Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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