Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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