at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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