Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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