I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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