She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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