I wannas sexs uuuuu
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Randomize
