Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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