Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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