There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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