I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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