Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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