Sry I called you an 8
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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